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Some people may vote for their party. Others may vote their conscience, but those truly living the esoteric lifestyle vote their conscious.

• “Who’s your favorite Jonas brother?”
• “I still think Ron Paul has a chance”
• “So does anyone know what a collateralized debt obligation is?”
• “I think Highlander 2 was still the best one in the trilogy”
• “I’m having this problem with gentoo and I wondered if…”

Nothing is completely cool until it gets its own faux Euro-Windshield-Oval. I’m proud to say the EL has officially arrived.

Don’t forget to look up their other classic hits such as Cheesecake Truck and Jesus Was Way Cool.

There may be a lot of you out there just living your innocuous lifestyles wondering what the esoteric lifestyle is. The EL by definition is something you just can’t know anything about. There may however be a path to the elusive esoteric lifestyle.

“While one should value a more esoteric lifestyle, one should embrace the idea that all innocuous lifestyles are objectively equal.” -paraphrased from a great intellectual.

Totally right on dude, it’s not about the ‘05 lifestyle. It’s all about the esoteric lifestyle.