Starting a new category in the ol’ blog - Elvis Rich. The thing that always amazes me about people with a lot of money is simply how uncreative they are. It seems if you currently own a BMW 315 and then make a lot more money you upgrade to a BMW M5… which is just a more expensive thing that you already have. The idiots on MTV Cribs (usually the pro athletes) have a dozen luxury cars instead of one. Instead of having a cheaply built house with 4 bedrooms, they get a cheaply built house with 10 bedrooms. Very rarely does anyone ever spend their money with any verve or ingenuity. If you’ve ever been around me for more than one evening you’ve probably heard me use the phrase, “If I were Elvis rich I’d …(insert ludicrous thing here)…”
Why do I use the phrase Elvis rich? (more…)